i just google imaged poop.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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