I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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