My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
How's work?
Spinning.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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