Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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