Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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