Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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