well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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