And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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