I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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