Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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