she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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