I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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