She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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