Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
This baby is an asshole
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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