It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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