I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
