He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I love having hate sex.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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