At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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