Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
well you can't waste a boner
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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