I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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