3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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