It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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