whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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