hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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