We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
