yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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