Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(647): View more from Ontario

Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus

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(208): View more from Idaho

The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.

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(941): View more from Florida

thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.

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(563): View more from Iowa

Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties

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(779): View more from Illinois

Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality

(501): View more from Arkansas

I'm a gorgeous hot mess

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