The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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