My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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