My room smells like vodka and shame
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I understand Curling. That high.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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