You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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