Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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