I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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