I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.