I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium