I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
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Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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