:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?