she told me i tasted like america
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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