No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
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as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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