He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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