There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I lost the right to judge tonight
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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