Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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