I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
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