I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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