Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Randomize
