first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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