I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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