You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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