The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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