Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The air was thick with penises
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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