Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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