I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
