Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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