I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
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