Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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