margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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