Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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