Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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