Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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