So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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