what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Small penises have feelings too.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He better not be in your backpack
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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