you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
