Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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